The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem

We drove Reese to the airport. On the way, Clay gave him “the lecture,” including all the do’s and don’ts of meeting the Alpha, which was only slightly more complicated than an audience with the queen. Don’t sit until you’re invited to. Don’t talk unless he asks you a question. Don’t eat before he does. Don’t make direct eye contact. Jeremy demanded none of this, but that wasn’t the point.

Hierarchy is very important to wolves, and it’s just as important to us. Give a werewolf the choice of two leaders—one who’ll take him out for drinks and one who’ll take his ear off if he drinks first—and he’ll pick the latter every time. An Alpha is his master and protector. Pushovers, buddies and wimps need not apply.

Next Clay gave the house rules for living with the Sorrentinos, which sounded a lot like the Ten Commandments. Thou shall not lie, steal anything, kill anyone, disrespect your hosts or covet any of Nick’s girlfriends. And if you break the rules, you’ll get your ass kicked and handed to you in pieces—a part I suspect God left out.

Reese was fine with all this. It was a firm and clear language that a werewolf understood better than “Be a good houseguest.”

“Why didn’t you say so?” Reese asked me.

“Well, maybe because you kept taking off before I could explain, convinced Clay was lurking around the next corner.”

“I don’t lurk,” Clay said.

I stood and stretched my legs. Reese had followed our conversation with equal parts interest and bewilderment, and now he just looked confused. He’d heard stories about us—any mutt who’s been in the United States more than a month has. Tales of Clayton Danvers, child werewolf turned vicious psychopath, who at seventeen chopped up a trespassing mutt and passed out photos of it. Then he bit some poor girl in Toronto, made her his mate, imprisoned her with him at Stonehaven, forced her to bear his children, and dragged her along on his assignments as Pack enforcer, so she could—I don’t know—wash his socks and serve him breakfast in bed, I guess.

There were truths in this, as in all mythology. The child werewolf. The axe-job and photos. The bite. But it was all vastly more complicated than any mutt’s urban-legend version allowed. Now, seeing us together, hearing us talking, we seemed like a normal couple… or as normal as any couple who knew how to field-dress severed fingers.

“Logan wouldn’t talk,” I said. “But I finally got Kate to admit what happened, which was exactly what we thought.”

“They jumped because they’d seen us doing it.”

I explained to Reese. “Our kids have realized that our days don’t end after they go to bed. We go for walks in the forest, we talk by the fire, the food comes out… “

“Especially the food,” Clay said.

“Naturally they felt left out and kept getting up. Rather than turn bedtime into a battleground, we started going to bed at the same time, then sneaking downstairs or outside.”

“Only they heard us if we went downstairs,” Clay said.

“Being so young, they shouldn’t have secondary powers. We aren’t even sure they’re werewolves—one or both or… it’s complicated. Anyway, at this age, we don’t know whether they have enhanced hearing or we’re just louder than we think we are. But we thought we were safe, avoiding the stairs and jumping out our bed room window. Apparently not.”

“They tried it?” Reese said, his first words since I’d come in. “Are they okay?”

“One sprained ankle, one sprained wrist and one very guilt-stricken parent.”

“Two,” Clay said. “We’re going to have to come up with another solution.”

“Other than tying them to their beds?”

“That’ll be option two.”